Do Ya Think She's Jewish?

There's all this debate about whether Elena Kagan, Obama's pick for the Supreme Court, is or is not gay. All I have to say is --please.

The fact that she refuses to divulge her sexual preference, and that the White House also won't talk about it, makes me sick! Have they never heard about being gay and proud?  What the heck is going on in this country? Everyone and their mother is gay these days, and here is this brilliant woman who is allegedly gay-- many of her friends have admitted it-- and yet it is an issue they will not go near during the upcoming hearings that will determine whether or not Kagan becomes the 112th justice of the court.

What I'm wondering is if she's transgender. Lose the earrings and it's John Goodman.